Odds and Ends #4: Alison's Return!

Join the gals for a mini-episode to welcome back Alison and special guest baby Poe! Jody, Beth, and Al test their knowledge of early-70s pop culture and Aussie slang, do a recitation of the fifty nifty United States, and resume lots of talk about weed. They will start reading "Deenie" next week.

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Episode 18: Rolling Nightmare

Beth and Jody finish "Then Again, Maybe I Won't"! They review chapters 9 and 10, in which Lisa gets a Corvette, Joel gets what he deserves, and Tony gets some inner peace. Beth tells the tale of how she once crashed into a 7-Eleven storefront, and Jody talks a lot about weed. They also play some vintage 1970s TV commercials and read an incredible letter from a Blume Head with a Blue Box.

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Episode 17: The In-Between Coat

Jody and Beth are back in the Blume Cocoon to talk all about chapter 8 of Judy Blume's 1971 novel, "Then Again, Maybe I Won't." The girls discuss some very mediocre shoplifting adventures, Beth's Montessori school for budding tyrants, and Jody's rekindled obsession with Parrot Heads. Meanwhile, poor Tony Miglione ends up in the hospital after a killer case of gas... err... Nervous Stomach.

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Episode 16: Ted and His Mustache

Jody and Beth hold down the Blume Cocoon while Alison's out on maternity leave! This week, they provide in-depth coverage of chapter 7 of "Then Again, Maybe I Won't" by Judy Blume. Tony (kind of) wins his big basketball game, the three amigos get wasted in Joel's basement, and Ted's secret lover is revealed (hint: her last name rhymes with "goober"). Jody shares her research on the wild world of phone phreaking, and Beth gets gets all science-y with a fascinating talk on Valium, Barium, and Nervous Stomach.

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Odds and Ends #3: 1971 Immersion Course

 

Take a breather from Tony's boners and travel back to 1971 by way of vintage TV commercials, hip slang and hot celebrity couples (some real and some faux). Alison's out on maternity leave, but the gals have you covered. Play along with their quizzes and keep listening until the very end to find out who Michael Jackson and Gene Simmons have in common. We'll get back to "Then Again, Maybe I Won't," Judy Blume's glorious novel about adolescent boyhood, next week.

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Episode 15: Thunder Thighs

Burps, binocs, and boners! Alison and Jody talk about chapters 5 and 6 of "Then Again, Maybe I Won't," Judy Blume's popular YA novel about a seventh-grade dude in the throes of puberty. Along the way, they swig root beer, make up songs, and attempt to figure out why boys are so weird.

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Episode 14: The Bouquet Residence

Grubby shoplifters. Hot swimmers. Ugly babies. Mad grandmas. And... raging boners! Jody and Alison make their way through chapters 3 and 4 of Then Again, Maybe I Won't, Judy Blume's groundbreaking young adult novel about "a boy with problems." Alison recounts her first five-finger discount and a run-in with airport security, while Jody drops some Flip Wilson trivia and learns how to hide a pocket rocket.

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Episode 13: Power to the Larrys

Alison and Jody bravely enter the world of pre-teen boys as they discuss chapters 1 and 2 of "Then Again, Maybe I Won't," Judy Blume's fourth novel. They also take a deeper look into the pop culture, music, and events of 1971 – the year of Tony Miglione! Jody gives a lesson on laryngectomies, while Alison practices her burp talking. Come join the girls inside the Blume Cocoon for laughs, deep thoughts, and wet dreams.

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Odds and Ends #2: Tiger Eyes Movie Night

For hardcore Blume Heads only! In this mini-episode, Alison and Jody analyze and review the beautiful film adaptation of Judy Blume's cherished novel, Tiger Eyes. Jody also recounts her recent pilgrimage to Margaritaville Las Vegas, and reveals a thrilling discovery.

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Episode 12: Tall Lady Pig Bomb

The Tiger Eyes finale! Alison and Jody wrap up this epic Judy Blume novel – chapters 33-40 – discussing Davey's killer "Oklahoma!" performance, her emotional farewell to her father, and the Wexler family's move back to New Jersey. Also, Jody and Alison compare tongues and do Miss Piggy impressions. Last but not least, crystals are back!

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Episode 11: Poop Division

In the penultimate Tiger Eyes episode Jody and Alison talk about chapters 26-32, Davey's turbulent home life, the loss of her friend Mr. Ortiz, and an extremely successful audition for the high school musical. Alison emcees a "That's So Judy" quiz, and Jody tries to solve the age-old question, "Where do nerds come from?" Also in this episode: lots of dramatic readings and awful attempts at Spanish.

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Episode 10: What It Is?

Double digits! For their tenth episode, Alison and Jody bust out a 1981 copy of Seventeen magazine, chat about '80s ski movies, and read a wonderful letter from a Blume Head in Margaritaville. As they power through chapters 21-25 of Judy Blume's YA novel, Tiger Eyes, Wolf's identity is revealed and Jane shows true colors.

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Episode 9: Take Me Now, Anarchy!

Are you ready for not one – but TWO – special reports? Today, Alison and Jody will tell you everything you need to know about exclusive bomb shelter memberships and the hallowed Society for Creative Anachronism. They also examine chapters 17-20 of Judy Blume's cherished YA novel, Tiger Eyes. Davey becomes a Candy Striper and makes an elderly friend at the hospital, has a bath on Bathtub row, learns a little more about Wolf's personal life, and recalls the night of her father's murder.

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Episode 8: Pamplemousse Tears

Alison and Jody are back, with so much to tell you! While they immerse themselves into chapters 13-15 of Judy Blume's brilliant YA novel, Tiger Eyes, Jody has a La Croix mishap, and Alison takes a computer quiz to see if she's John Schneider's perfect match. Other topics of discussion include: the Downwinders of St. George, TG&Y (not to be confused with TCBY), and Mario Lopez' disdain for Saved By the Bell.

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Episode 7. Grandma Little Person

Ever wanted to know all about Los Alamos, aka "Atomic City"? Ever wondered if you can legally carry a baseball bat in the back of your truck? And what about "Tiger Eyes," Judy Blume's riveting 1981 novel about Davey and her coming-of-age in New Mexico? Look no further. Join Alison and Jody as they read chapters 7-12 and discuss every minute detail.

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Episode 6. A Parrothead Parody

It's time for 'Tiger Eyes'! Alison and Jody discuss chapters 1-6 of Judy Blume's treasured novel about loss, self-discovery and meeting older men in canyons. Jody sets the tone by plunging into the pop culture and current events of 1981, while Alison presents a special report on magical crystals.

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Odds and Ends #1: TSS Awareness

In this mini-episode, Alison and Jody read two glorious letters from listeners and dig a little deeper into some unanswered questions from their analysis of 'Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret." They unearth a few fun facts about Toxic Shock Syndrome, dishwashers, telephone technology, and reveal their greatest internet find yet, The Museum of Men-stroo-ation.

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Episode 5. Nineteen Hazelnuts

Alison and Jody bid a fond farewell to Margaret and Co. as they they finish chapters 21-25 of 'Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret." Key discussion points include a traumatic visit from the Ohio Christians, Dreamboat Moose's triumphant return, and - of course - Margaret gets IT.

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Episode 4. Douche Canoe

We're nearing the end of 'Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret' and things are getting very angsty. Jody and Alison discuss chapters 16-20 and dish about Margaret's impending teen-hood, ruined vacation plans, and irrational fears of Toxic Shock Syndrome and being kidnapped.

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Episode 3. Head-To-Toe Velvet

In episode three of The Blume Saloon, a sort-of book club, Jody and Alison wear their favorite velvet and discuss parties, periods and pads as they adventure through chapters 12-15 of 'Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret,' Judy Blume's momentous young adult novel. 

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